Size Matters Twist Up Nipple and Clitoris Suction Devices

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Size Matters Twist Up Nipple and Clitoris Suction Devices

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Reddit Reviews and Recommendations

  • 25 Reviews
  • Feb. 16, 2017 Last Review Date
  • Sept. 16, 2013 First Seen Review Date
  • 11 Reviewed on Subreddits

    Random_Acts_Of_Amazon (6)
    sexover30 (6)
    GoneWildTube (3)
    BDSMcommunity (2)
    SexToys (2)
    BDSMGW (1)
    FtMPorn (1)
    OfficialNYLDY (1)
    Pumping (1)
    asktransgender (1)
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Discussion and Reviews on Reddit

Engorged Clit Action [F] [R]

2 years, 8 months agonyldy posted submission on GoneWildTube.
Feb. 16, 2017
2 years, 8 months agonyldy posted on GoneWildTube.
Feb. 16, 2017

Blindfolded and tied up - elements of (positive) surprise? [R]

2 years, 9 months agoCockring_Buddha posted submission on sexover30.
Jan. 9, 2017

Hello /r/sexover30

So, looking for some inspiration, as we seem to have built a "routine" in our blindfolding sessions - so maybe someone has some ideas to spice the scenario a bit?

Usually, she's naked and blindfolded and her hands tied over her head to the bed rail - sometimes her feet is also tied.

Usually I do a full body rub - sometimes with oil, sometimes not. Kissing, licking and nippling on her skin all over her body, before making my way down.

I enjoy giving oral; it's one of of my favorite activities and I would think I'm alright in my technique; my wife compliments me for it at least. She can't come from oral, but enjoys it.

I usually go down on her till she begs for me to fuck her and I move up and start the deed - it's all hot and nice and at some point I'll take her blindfold off and untie her and we continue on.

But this routine is getting old; we both would like some change on that front, so maybe you guys have some other experiences or techniques you'd like to share?

2 years, 9 months agoCockring_Buddha posted on sexover30.
Jan. 9, 2017

These pumps could be fun to play with, while she's restrained. They can be placed over the nipples or clit, or both. They come in a three pack. Lube the inside of the tube and the flesh. Then turn the screw a bit every few minutes. Over the time, the suction will engorge the clit of nipple, enlarging it and making it super-sensitive. No pain if you do it right, and she gives you feedback as you turn the screw.

I got a set of sable hair artist brushes for some holiday fun. They'd be great for a restrained situation. It's a tickle tease kind of thing. The sable hair is extra soft, and can be used even inside of her folds. Here's a NSFW gif of how it works, although the smaller size of the artists brush makes it a lot more fun.

And come on. Spin her over and spank dat ass!!!!........ If she's into it.

Nipple Clamp Pain; is there another way? [R]

3 years, 2 months agos-u-b-z-e-r-o posted submission on BDSMcommunity.
July 31, 2016

Hey guys,

In aftercare today, my girl and I discussed her need to safe word on her nipple clamps. They're very standard adjustable clamps with rubber tips. Now, we knew she wouldn't be able to go long with them, just because we haven't used them in months, and her tolerance wasn't quite as high. No issues when she gave me a yellow warning on them. I loosened them, and then tried to slide them off and when I did, they wiggled and she panicked and safe worded. I talked her through, told her to breathe while I detached them. They were stuck to her skin, and she said it was a searing pain that just suddenly tore through. She says it's common for her. Now, she has very sensitive nipples, and she loves pain, but I don't like that it's enough to make her safe word, so I'm crowd sourcing. Is this common for those of you who play with clamps? I thought maybe it was because her skin was wet that it stuck, but I can't say that her skin was wet every time. Is there something that I should do to prep her? I have tried keeping the clamps looser, but it drives her nuts, cause they'll just slide right off. Those clamps are her favorite, but I don't like that it's not a good pain in the end.

3 years, 2 months agos-u-b-z-e-r-o posted on BDSMcommunity.
Aug. 1, 2016

I'd say that this style clamp might just be bad for her particular body, try the suction kind (https://www.amazon.com/Size-Matters-Clitoris-Suction-Devices/dp/B00A8D7CUU) Or if you're going for increased stimulation over all, and not necessarily pain you could try breast bondage. The constriction of the breasts really enhances the sensitivity of the nipples.

ProTips [R]

3 years, 3 months agoCockring_Buddha posted submission on sexover30.
July 5, 2016

Okay 'Over30s. We've been getting it on for a long time now. So let's help each other nail down this whole sex thing. Tell us some of your favorite personal Sex ProTips.

3 years, 3 months agoCockring_Buddha posted on sexover30.
July 6, 2016

My wife's clit it just too tiny to get any suction. I have to mash the meat of my tongue against her clitoral hood, to get any direct ass to the clit whatsoever. Or use a finger to pull her hood back first. Or use a suction device to swell her clit first, which takes a bit of time. She likes them all, as long as my tongue is sufficiently slippery.

Sex Toy Saturday! [R]

3 years, 6 months agoCockring_Buddha posted submission on sexover30.
April 16, 2016

Bought any new sex toys lately? Have any sex toy reviews to share? I just got my We Vibe Tango Pleasure Mates collection the other day and I have her all charged up and ready to test drive tonight! Its only my second toy ever, so I'm not a wealth of knowledge here, but I know you guys are!

and /u/SirFrancisDashwood -- perhaps you could post that sybian review here? I think /u/cutelittlesmartmouth wants to read it!

Edit -- sorry, it was /u/_toodles that asked!

3 years, 6 months agoCockring_Buddha posted on sexover30.
April 16, 2016

My latest sex toys purchases are odd balls, for most people. The engraved Gear Essentials Omega cockring is massive and not for beginners. It's huge and heavy and fucking amazing. It makes my cock look like a million dollars, and makes me fuck like a beast. Mrs. CRB keeps sneaking peeks at me wearing it, because it looks so fucking hot.

The other toy is a twist suction device for clits and nipples We use it for clit only right now, and it works like a charm. My wife has an exceptionally tiny clit, and this gizmo makes her clit nice and big an swollen and sensitive, so I have easy access to play with her. We don't use it every time, but whenever I want to spend a lot of extra time on her clit. It's pretty cool.

has anyone here ever used a clitoral or vulva pump to increase sensitivity? [R]

3 years, 7 months agofinnickfiend posted submission on SexToys.
March 9, 2016

If so, did it work as expected?

3 years, 7 months agofinnickfiend posted on SexToys.
March 9, 2016

Muff Diving Monday! [R]

3 years, 7 months agoCockring_Buddha posted submission on sexover30.
March 7, 2016

It seems to be a common theme around here anyway, so why not devote a thread to muff diving today? What are your go to techniques? What positions do you like to give or receive a good muff dive in? Where's the craziest place you've ever engaged in muff diving? What else can we say about muff diving? Go!

3 years, 7 months agoCockring_Buddha posted on sexover30.
March 7, 2016

Mmmmmmm.... my favorite activity in life. It's just not sex if I don't get to eat pussy. So many senses come into play at once. The sight of that gorgeous muff and her puffy outer labia. I stick my nose right up and breathe in that soft musky scent. The vestibule between her clit and her hole if so soft and wet. It’s like a slip and slide for my tongue. I often get too excited while eating pussy, begin to hyperventilate, and have to take a moment to calm down. She'll just rub the back of my neck and calm me down before I go back to work.

I can hardly think of a pussy eating position that I don't like. 69 on top. 69 on bottom. Lying between her legs, whether she's on her back or on her hands and knees. I can kneel down and eat that pussy while she stands in front of me. I can bend her over the bed and eat from the back. We don't do a lot of face sitting these days, but I love it when it happens!!! The feel of her grinding her beaver into my face, running her pussy from the bridge of my nose, all the way down to my chin, soaking my face with wetness. So good!!

But our go-to pussy eating position is for her to lie on her back, and I'll kneel next to her, facing her feet. I can angle my body over hers a bit, and eat her pussy with my nose facing downward. This keeps my beard stubble from touching sensitive spots, and keeps my arm free to use as much simultaneous finger banging action as required. I can mash my tongue against her clitoral hood and that muscle just above the hood. She can grab my cock, balls, ass, or rub my taint as he pleases, so we both win. From our go-to feasting position, I can even turn my head sideways and use my tongue to work her clit side to side quickly, once she's good and warmed up.

I use a lot of variation in my pussy eating technique. I generally start slow and soft, sucking in her inner labia, and running my tongue up and down the inside of her labia. This causes the labia to swell rapidly, and produces wonderful moans of pressure. Then I play around the hole and the posterior fourchet, teasing it with tongue insertions and moderate tongue pressure. Some girls dig that. Some don’t. My girl loves it. Then I use a lot of tongue padding, in very gentle slow circular movements on her citoral hood. This helps her to start feeling good, and just relax into the experience. She's the type that likes to spend some time in happy land, zoned out to the pleasure for a bit. The slow pressure really helps her to get there. As she gets more aroused, I'll increase pressure, and start with some vertical movement on her clit, and often drift down to lick a bit of honey from the hole. Long slow tongue strokes. As the pace picks up, I tend to focus on the clit, and insert a couple fingers into her. I'll initially use my knuckles to press against her g-spot, flexing my finger muscles to create a pulsing sensation inside of her, until she's close to orgasm. As I change to strong sideways licks of her clit, I'll plunge my fingers in deep, and start to massage the sides of her vaginal walls. This always tips her over the edge, giving her both a vaginal and clitoral orgasm at the same time.

My wife chain orgasms, so I can just mash my tongue on her clit at this point, with no movement, and rotate my fingers downward into her posterior fornix, and produce a massive gushing orgasm by using a “come hither” technique, or rotate the fingers upward, and “come hither” to make her squirt. Sometimes I’ll do both if she’s on a good roll. She generally has between 3 and 5 orgasms before we ever get around to PIV, and she often needs a short break or her pussy muscles will lock out my dick if I try to put it inside too quickly. I’m cool with the wait though, as that usually means it’s blowjob time.

I’ve been using a clitoris suction device on her clit lately. She has a very tiny clit, and the suction helps to swell her clit enough that I can actually suck on it and give it a mini blowjob. It’s pretty awesome.

I’m also a huge fan of the Liberator Arche Wedge sex pillow. It raises her up enough, while I’m lying between her legs, to make pussy eating comfortable for an hour at a shot. No more cramped neck. It also gives me far more arm and hand mobility in this position. She also cums easier with the pillow, as her raised hips allow her to more easily flex her pelvic muscles. The pillow rocks, and has a soft velvety cover that can be easily removed and cleaned.

Yes Fap Challenge: a male txt story of day 11 [R]

3 years, 7 months agoCockring_Buddha posted submission on sexover30.
Feb. 23, 2016

Wife: Did you pull your poi poi??

Me: Yeah, do you need hot details?

Wife: Mmm maybe baby ;-)

Me: The training video on the television droned on, introducing everyone to the project that I'd been working on over the last couple weeks. A chosen speaker slowly reviewing the bullet points, one by one. I glared at the clock, glad to be in the comfort of my own home, but tired of the lack of stimulation. She paused to answer a couple questions from others on the conference call, and I made a break for the toy chest. Moments after sitting back down, I had slipped the steel ring around my shaft, it cold chill tingling as it slid down. As it reached its home at the base of my already plump cock, I could already see my heartbeat in my veins, pressure building above the ring already. The upper portion of my penis swelled to its full size before even I'd reached a full erection. Its taught skin felt good as it stretched under the warming steel. I relaxed back in my chair, enjoying the feeling of plumpness without a raging boner. Not but moments after "conclusion" of the video was I heading to the bedroom, to retrieve toy number two. As I relaxed on my side, I slipped the tip of my steel wand gently right to pinpoint my prostate. I wiggled it to ensure it found its home, feeling a few drips of precum edging its way inside my plump cock. Cupping it with one hand, I felt my erection gain its full power, and I held the toy still in its spot. Slowly I began gyrating my hips, pressing myself into the toy at just the right angle, my cock naturally slipped in and out of my cupped hand. My muscle twitches gripped the toy, but I could feel how the surge up my shaft bounced off the ring instead of into my hand. Slowly I felt my prostate quiver, as its glow spread toward my cock. Contractions forced my thick cum past the ring as I thrusted, an unstoppable force. Removing both toys, I continued to drip more precum as I massaged and cleaned my fleshy tool at the sink.

3 years, 7 months agoCockring_Buddha posted on sexover30.
Feb. 24, 2016

It went awesome. I lubed up the base, attached the suction device around her clit, and slowly increased the suction over about 15 minutes time, screwing it a half turn at a time. Her clit definitely became far more swollen, and was much easier to access afterward. For the very first time, I could actually suck on her clit.

She very much enjoyed oral after being suctioned. The suction made her much more sensitive.

Then I used the We-Vibe Tango inside of a Tantus Little Secrets- Touch on her clit, and she came in a huge way. Full body orgasm.

Huge thanks to /u/nyldy for recommending that suction device. It's freakin' awesome. This is definitely going to become a regular part of our sexual routine. It's a game changer for a woman with a tiny clit.

Penis pumps make you bigger in the short term? Discussion [R]

3 years, 8 months agonyldy posted submission on sexover30.
Feb. 7, 2016

I'm not huge, just average. Thinking about trying a penis pump. I'm guessing they will make you bigger and more sensitive for a short time after use. Do they make it bigger?? How much?? Ladies did you notice the difference? Would love to give the wife that " oh my god!"

And this is just a Simi. ... 8 months on T. [R]

3 years, 11 months agoLuxMorgenstern posted submission on FtMPorn.
Nov. 11, 2015
3 years, 11 months agoLuxMorgenstern posted on FtMPorn.
Nov. 22, 2015

Nice! where did you get the pump? EDIT: Oh I think I found it. This one? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A8D7CUU?psc=1&ref=ohauiidoldo3img&ref=redirmobiledesktop

This is Some REAL CLIT PLAY lol [R]

4 years agonyldy posted submission on OfficialNYLDY.
Oct. 3, 2015
3 years, 12 months agonyldy posted on OfficialNYLDY.
Oct. 19, 2015

http://www.amazon.com/Size-Matters-Clitoris-Suction-Devices/dp/B00A8D7CUU

If you look through some more of my posts, you can see me take it off!

Weekend Triad [F] [R]

4 years agonyldy posted submission on GoneWildTube.
Oct. 10, 2015

Crazy Clit Pump [R]

4 years agonyldy posted submission on Pumping.
Sept. 26, 2015
4 years agonyldy posted on Pumping.
Sept. 28, 2015

Amazon!

Pardon the name. I don't agree but there ya go lol

http://www.amazon.com/Size-Matters-Clitoris-Suction-Devices/dp/B00A8D7CUU

Clit Suction Removal Vid [F] [R]

4 years, 1 month agonyldy posted submission on GoneWildTube.
Sept. 16, 2015

A little advice? [R]

4 years, 1 month ago5092throwaway posted submission on SexToys.
Aug. 29, 2015

I was wondering if any of you here have advice for enlarging a clitoris, I don't know where to start and hormones are not an option. I guess you could say I have some penis envy, and FYI I'm not Trans, just a straight girl wanting more to play with. ;3

4 years, 1 month ago5092throwaway posted on SexToys.
Sept. 2, 2015

I bought these from Amazon and she loves them.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A8D7CUU?psc=1&redirect=true&ref=ohauidetailpageo01_s00

[CONTEST] Some of your favorite things! (NSFW) [R]

4 years, 4 months agobudgiebum posted submission on Random_Acts_Of_Amazon.
May 28, 2015

This contest is closed!

And the winner is /u/Shekh_ma_shieraki_an!

What is required

  • Must be over 18!
  • Must have a NSFW wish list. (You may send me a link if you don't want to share it publicly.)
  • Winners will be picked at random with redditraffle as long as they complete the tasks!

How to Win

  • Post a link to your favorite NSFW Wishlist item (any price item just your favorite). The wishlist does not need to be created before today!
  • What is your favorite NSFW subreddit if any?
  • What is your favorite sex toy if any?
  • What is your favorite sex position if any?
  • Reddit Raffle with the phrase "I like it when"

Prize

The winner will receive a minimum of a $30 but up to $50 of NSFW items on your wish list (price with shipping).


Contest Ends On 6/1 @ 5PM EST

Winners will be posted same day or next day.

NOTE: If you wish, you may send the requested information to me via PM. You will need to post the reddit raffle phrase and that you sent the information via PM.

4 years, 4 months agobudgiebum posted on Random_Acts_Of_Amazon.
June 1, 2015

NSFW list

Favorite item would be the clit and nipple suctioners

I love /r/orgasmcontrol

I think my favorite toy would be a pocket pussy to use on my husband heh. OR my hitachi magic wand.

No favorite sex position.

I like it when my husband is inside me!

Increasing nipple sensitivity [R]

4 years, 8 months agoBurkess posted submission on BDSMcommunity.
Jan. 28, 2015

Hi everyone. My gf and dom wanted me to ask on here if there is a way to increase the sensitivity of a man's nipples. We already enjoy some nipple play regularly but she would like to increase the sensation if possible. Thanks for any advice

4 years, 8 months agoBurkess posted on BDSMcommunity.
Jan. 28, 2015

Try these

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A8D7CUU/ref=ohauidetailpageo00s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

It's a set of glass cylinders that have a crank on the end. You put your nipple in (or a clit) and turn it, increasing the suction. After a few minutes the blood flow will make your nipples puffy and red, and sensitive.

Apparently doing this often can permanently enlarge nipples and increase sensitivity. There's some people who even use milking machines on nipples, but this or something like it should do what you want.

[Contest] The Good, the Bad, and the Funny: Birthday Edition! (NSFW) [R]

4 years, 10 months agoDec. 3, 2014

This contest is closed!

And the winner is /u/l3uddha!!!!!



Have you ever been browsing around Amazon looking at some fun bedroom things and thought "I want that!" or "What the heck is that?" or even "How the what in where?!?!?!?"? Well it's time to share those things!


The Specifics

For this contest you will need to do threefive(?) things:

  1. Include the raffle phrase [How the what in where?!?!?!?] just in case I can't pick a winner from all of the awesome replies.
  2. Link us to a NSFW item on Amazon that you think is awesome. Price should not be taken into consideration (ie you can link to a really expensive item if you think it is awesome) and you don't have to own the item. Tell us why you think or know it is awesome.
  3. Link us to a NSFW item on Amazon that you think is really weird, odd, or funny. Again, you do not necessarily need to own the item and price shouldn't be taken into consideration. Tell us why you think it is weird, odd or funny.
  4. OK I can't count. If you have a specific item you wish to win (<$20) link it as well.
  5. Link to something birthday related on Amazon (preferably NSFW but it can be anything really)
  6. Sixth Thing???

The winner will be the person who links me to the weirdest/oddest/funniest thing or the most awesome. If I can't decide I will use Reddit Raffle to choose a winner.


The Rules

  • Must be 18 or older to enter.
  • Must have an intro post.
  • Must have a NSFW wishlist either publicly accessible or be willing to share the link (you can create one for this contest).
  • All things in The Specifics section above need to be completed.

The Prize

A winner will be chosen by 3PM EDT on my birthday (December 5th) to receive a NSFW item off of their wishlist in the value of $20 (I have prime) or less.

4 years, 10 months agowhatrosasaid posted on Random_Acts_Of_Amazon.
Dec. 4, 2014
    1. How the what in where?!?!?!?
    1. These look like they could be quite enjoyable!
    1. I guess this is what happens when your dom is a hypochondriac.
    1. I would love one of the corsets on my NSFW List
    1. Just ideal for a chilly winter birthday!
    1. And here's a birthday treat from Clooney!

Whew! I made my very first NSFW WL for this! Be gentle! Happy Birthday.

I [f]ailed to make some important phone calls in a timely manner, so I was instructed to wash dishes with these things in place. I'm short, so they banged around on the counter unless I stood on my toes or held very still. [R]

5 years ago[deleted] posted submission on BDSMGW.
Oct. 1, 2014

[Contest] Just because. [R]

5 years, 5 months agothe_skyis_falling posted submission on Random_Acts_Of_Amazon.
May 3, 2014

This contest is closed

So, contests and stuff. I'm having a frustrating weekend. I get paid tomorrow. If I make one of you feel better, I should feel better. I want to help you feel really good. NSFW is highly encouraged, but not mandatory. What would make you feel really good?

Raffle phrase is "stuff and things." Contest will end tomorrow morning (5/5), Australian time.

Edit: dang it! I forgot to put NSFW in the title. Sorry!

5 years, 5 months agothe_skyis_falling posted on Random_Acts_Of_Amazon.
May 3, 2014

Stuff and things

Thanks for the naughty contest. I hope you feel really really good later, tomorrow, and the next day.

Clitoral bondage? Not sure where to start. [R]

5 years, 8 months agoFeb. 14, 2014

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5 years, 8 months agohuu11 posted on sex.
Feb. 14, 2014

I believe this is what you want, not exactly tying but it will give the sensation she is looking for without the same problems of always falling off. I've used them with a few different partners to great effect: http://www.amazon.com/Size-Matters-Clitoris-Suction-Devices/dp/B00A8D7CUU/ref=pdsimsbshpc1

[Contest] Win stuff on Valentines Day! (NSFW) [R]

5 years, 8 months agoFeb. 12, 2014

This contest is closed!

And the winners are /u/0hfuck, /u/xaffinityx and /u/purrImacatpurpur!


The Rules

  • Must have done an [Intro] post.

  • Must have gifted at least once.

  • Must be of legal age (18+)

  • Must have a NSFW wishlist in your flair or part of your set of wishlists in your flair, or, if you have a private one, be willing to PM me the link if you win.

  • Must answer the contest question as well as enter the Reddit raffle phrase.


The Contest

  • How will the winner be chosen: Reddit raffle phrase "It's always better with toys ;)"

  • How to win: Put the raffle phrase in your post and a link to a NSFW item(s) you currently own or would like to own and how you like to use it. Also include in your post a vote for either one winner of a $25 item or five winners of $5 items. I will check for all three things (raffle phrase, item link/discussion and vote) when choosing a winner/winners.

  • Prize: Something off of your NSFW wishlist.

  • End Date/Time: The contest will end on Valentines Day (Feb 14th) at Noon EST.

5 years, 8 months agoPCBreakdown posted on Random_Acts_Of_Amazon.
Feb. 12, 2014

It's always better with toys ;)

I want to try these as I haven't has any luck finding strong enough nipple stimulators and I'm a big fan of the breast play.

I'd have to say 1 winner, because there really aren't too many items under $5.

What are your favorite or most useful products for trans* individuals? [R]

5 years, 11 months ago[deleted] posted submission on asktransgender.
Oct. 27, 2013

A makeup brand, pharmaceuticals, clothing, whatever.

5 years, 11 months ago[deleted] posted on asktransgender.
Oct. 27, 2013

Would you prefer this? (NSFW-ish)

[Contest] what NOT to do with that NSFW item you are hoping for! [R]

6 years agoSept. 21, 2013

this contest is closed

Winner announced tomorrow hopefully

In trying to come up with a contest idea of the nsfw variety this Spongebob episode popped into my head. (and sorry for the quality but it's the only video I could find of it!). So here's the contest:

Link an item from your nsfw wl. Tell me what is should not be used for, who should not use this item and where it should not be used. Make up a story about the scenario in which this information was found out. Don't get overly graphic but your goal is to make me laugh!!

The fine print

Item linked may or may not be the prize won so if you have a funny idea with a different item go for it.

The prize will be chosen by myself and I have not set a specific price for the item. I appreciate effort so if you put more effort in I will likely gift you more if you win.

Contest ends September 25th at 8pm EDT

6 years agothe_skyis_falling posted on Random_Acts_Of_Amazon.
Sept. 24, 2013

These suction devices should not be used by window installers to install windows. They would only suction to the glass and make the glass all hot and bothered so it's harder to install. Would just be a pain for everyone involved. No one's got time for dat.

Thanks for the contest.

[Contest] What would you do with... [NSFW] [R]

6 years, 1 month agoSept. 16, 2013

This contest is closed

AND THE WINNERS ARE... Sqwirk won the raffle and auburngirl79 won the contest!

I wish I could gift all of you! Thanks for entering!


What would you do with any one item off of your NSFW wishlist? Either in a post or a PM, link any one item from your NSFW wishlist and include a story/fantasy on how you would use said item. If I choose your story/fantasy as the winner, I will buy the linked item providing it is $15 or less. Otherwise I will choose a $15 item from your wishlist.

A raffle winner will also be chosen to receive an item for $15 off of your NSFW wishlist. Raffle phrase is Fuzzy Dragon Slippers.

Rules:

  • You must be over 18 and have a NSFW Amazon wishlist.
  • A link to a NSFW item must be included.
  • If you choose to PM your entry to me, please also include a reply here to help keep tabs.

I will choose a winner sometime after I get home from work on the evening of the 19th (Thursday ~ 6:00pm EDT).

6 years, 1 month agopurebredginger posted on Random_Acts_Of_Amazon.
Sept. 16, 2013

I would love to get these and wear them around the house while I clean. Every time I get something done, I could twist them up a little bit more as a reward. When I've finished everything, I can go to bed with all the pent up sexual frustration and have a fun time =)